January 2011
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Clients From Hell: The Asshole Lawyer Boyfriend →
clientsfromhell:
[I’m not a designer but the attorney hired by a designer. I’m informing the client over the phone that he’s being sued for not paying the amount specified.]
Me: “Good afternoon, my name is [xxx], representing [designer] and [company]. We’re calling about payment that has not yet been…
aku yakin aku ganteng
X : kenapa km batal nikah ?
Y : aku ama cewekku beda keyakinan
X : oh, beda agama maksudnya ?
Y : bukan, beda keyakinan aja. aku yakin aku ganteng, tapi cewekku gak yakin.
wishlist
i want a nikon DSLR, 15 inch macbook pro, and a wacom intuos 4, some lighting prop for mini studio are very much welcome. thank you
December 2009
15 posts
The 14 Worst Words For A Designer To Hear
clientsfromhell:
“I’m not sure what I want, but I’ll know it when I see it.”
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Take my project ... or else!
clientsfromhell:
“We are a kickboxing gym and need a website to advertise our classes and post tournament details and results - we previously had a web designer but he could not finish the project and is in hospital now - can you help?”
Wtf dude imma call teh police LOLZ
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(via: rumorsontheinternets)
November 2009
30 posts
BBB (Blackberry, Belahtengah, Behel)
notresponding:
trend wanita jaman kini mungkin bisa disingkat BBB, dan emang kayanya kalo gue liat kaya begitu, anehnya.. 50% wanita BBB
pada belagu. kok bisa yah? gara gara cantik? tajir? atau apa? bukannya semua manusia sama? cuma dari luar aja beda
hahahahah miris gue liat jaman edan kaya gini. gue berdo’a biar bener bener kejadian deh matahari batuk nanti 2012. biar semua...
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Nuclear Fears
clientsfromhell:
I had an icon on a business application that was a rendition of an atom. The CEO says, “I am worried about that icon. You know, because of Iran. People will feel weird because of Iran’s nuclear program.”
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Dear Miss Teacher, I kinda like you more when...
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Today is the tomorrow, You worried about yesterday
If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?
(via moshinghero)
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch...
– Seth from City of Angels
Here are FIVE PEARLS OF WISDOM to remember:
1. Money can’t buy...
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Hey pathetic, I sewed a maroon flag, for your unlucky future.
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